The Joker's arrival

//Joker was having the most glorious dream. He was in it. Batman was in it. And they were skipping through a nice sunny meadow. Hand in hand. They skipped and skipped but then Batman stumbled on a bear trap. Oh how he screamed. It was like music, a nice aria. Joker just laughed maniacly and grabbed Batman and just continued their merry skipping, Batman moaning in agony. Joker joined their hands together and started to spin them around, around, around, merry-go-round... He spinned them so fast Batman rose in the air and the blood from his leg flew everywhere, coating all the flowers in lovely red.
"Oh Batsy... You looking so pale. Maybe you gotta be more in the sun..." Joker laughed and let go of Batman's hands and watched him fly high in the sky and into the sun, resulting in a massive blast that swiped him of his feet and blew him into nothingness.......//

The Joker snapped his eyes open and was greeted with the face of his side-kick, companion, minion, whatever; Harley Quinn.

(OOC: I'm not happy, but that will have to do...)

Harley looked over her boyfriend, her arms on her hips, "Mistah J? You awake yet?" she had heard him moaning out Batty in his sleep. She was slightly worried about the man.

Joker jumped on his feet and straightened his suit while looking around. He then walked over to Harley and draped his arm over her sholder, keeping a solemn face the whole time. He leaned his head near her ear.

"Baby, sweetums. We aren't in Kansas anymore, are we..."

"Nope, Mistah J! We're in some sort'a place... maybe Bat-brains got us!" She whispered snuggling into Joker's chest.

Selina had been told new recruits had come into the Universe, so she went to get them. She drove the place's car to the Stadium. She got out of the car looking at the Clown couple. She groaned rolling her eyes, they wanted her dead, "Nope, Bats has no control in this area, but Bats is here." She walked over to them, sexily. She let her claws come out, "I'm on your side... for now. Don't cross me or I will make sure Batty controls your world..." She motioned them to come with her, "You're in an alternate universe, one where we're controlled by collars. You cannot fight or dream of escape without the collars shocking you. Its ironic for a few of the Supers here." She rolled her eyes knowing that they would follow, "Plus Batman cannot fight, he is... easy prey."

Joker pushed Harley away and whipped around to face... Catwoman! What was the stray cat doing... Wherever they were.

Joker smiled from ear to ear and all tooth when he heard that Batman was there too. Oh joy!

"The old winged rodent's here too, you say. Wonderful!" He exclaimed with glee and hopped after Catwoman and to the car.

Harley puffed her cheeks out stomping after Mr. J. How dare he leave her behind! Maybe he was shy... yeah! That's why he stopped when Catwoman came, the bitch!

Catwoman watched the two get into the car. She sped quickly to the mansion.