Future Crack fanfic

"And so then, your father turns to me and goes "Beat it bub." Both Alora and James started laughing. "But Uncle Pool what about the time when you stabbed mom?" asked Alora. Wade Wilson otherwise known as Deadpool (DP: Look I know you're trying to write me right, but really Uncle POOL??) otherwise known as UNCLE POOL. (DP: Not funny, I understand you're the writer for Kitty but if there's one thing I can't stand its nick names and babies) "Yeah uh I don't think your mom would appreciate me being the one telling that story, she always tell me I tell it wrong." Deadpool said. (DP: Thank you.....waiit why am I saying thank you?) James folded his arms and glared at Alora, "Why do you want to hear that story?" He demanded. Alora shrugged, " I don't know why....hey maybe you could tell us the story where you fought the Shaker!" She said with her eyes lit up. {DP: Waiit the Shaker? Why does that name bother me?) Deadpool coughed as Kitty Pryde entered the room, "What's this story about the Shaker?" She asked. James and Alora exchanged looks and then James mumbled, "The Shaker is about the guy who hurt you real bad." Kitty's eyebrows went up and she looked at Deadpool with equal parts amusement and shock, "Oh now I definitely have got to hear this." She said and sat down.
(DP: Great now she won't want to have sex with me!) Deadpool glared at both kids, "Isn't it bed time for you kids?" He asked instead. James and Alora groaned, "But Uncle Pool." James begged with his lower lip sticking out. Kitty giggled at Wade's expression, even with the mask on he was somehow able to convey a look of horror. "I think Uncle Pool is right, you two youngsters need to get to bed ok?" She said warmly as both Alora and James sagged in defeat. She watched them head up the stairs before she turned to look at Wade, "So the Shaker, wanna tell me more about him?" She asked with an amused smile. Deadpool put his arms around her and smiled down at her, "Well he may have been the guy I saved you from." He said quietly. Kitty bit her lip, "You're always saving me, one day I'd like to return the favor." She said eventually (DP: And they all lived happ-) (Me: Yes Deadpool they lived happily ever after XD)
AUTHORS NOTE:
Yeeah idk what I was thinking when I wrote this, its not that good buut anyway there you go

Edit:

"But Uncle Pool what about the time when you stabbed mom?"

"Why it looked like this": *Stabs Kitty in the stomach.*



Deadpool: That's for calling me UNCLE POOL....

Kitty: Why did you have to stab me?? Why not stab Hannah??

Me: She has a point Unc- I mean Deadpool *cough*

Ok then... *Stabs Hannah*

Me: OUCH!!

Kitty: Wade......like can't you just take a joke?

Hey, I thought it was hilarious!

Kitty: Then why did you let Deadpool stab Hannah and me??

Because I thought it was funny. I just told you that.

Kitty: >.> haha

Me: All I can say is Deadpool has really good aim *slowly dies on the floor*

Kitty: Wow ok XD